Kossacks in the Actors' Studio

It's an easy Sunday morning, and since we've now gone past the 100,000 uid, I thought it might be interesting for everyone to see what this little survey might reveal about us.  Many (most) of us are familiar with the Bravo program, Inside the Actors' Studio.

And, if so, you are certainly familiar with the segment where James Lipton draws on the questionnaire developed by the host of the French (I love the French, don't you?) program Bouillon de Culture, Bernard Pivot.  

So, without any unnecessary ado:

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Have a some fun with this.  Hmm, I wonder how Lieberman would answer . . .